Gay jokes

Hey all. This is the gay jokes section. Before you read further I want to make it absolutely clear. I do not hate or have anything against gay people. Don’t use these jokes to hurt others or make them sad. Remember that word can hurt more than you think. These jokes are only for fun and should be used on someone who you know can handle them. Enjoy.

The Best 87 Gay Jokes

Following is our collection of ) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gay homophobe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The Best 87 Gay Jokes

Gay one liners

Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

99% of women say they don’t like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don’t like women.

Know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is? Telling your parents you’re gay.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say ‚FABULOUS!‘

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong …

Gay one liners

The Worst Gay Jokes You’ll Ever Read

Now, these are just darn funny. And maybe slightly NSFW. You’ve been warned! Thanks to the knee-slapping people over at Jokes4Us, we discovered a plethora of gay jokes that made us laugh, cringe, and roll our eyes. Hard.

The Worst Gay Jokes You’ll Ever Read

11 Lesbians In History You Don’t Know But Should

A few years ago, Huffington Post put together an amazing list of 11 Lesbians In History You Don’t Know But Should. In honor of International Women Day, we highlight those amazing women and give them thanks for their courage and contributions to our community.

When we think of our lesbian pioneers, women like Ellen DeGeneres and Billie Jean King presumably come to mind. But we at The Huffington Post wanted to teach you a little somethin’ somethin’ about your history in honor of October’s lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) history month. Below, feast your eyes on a group of undaunted ladies who helped paved the way for women and their women-loving ways, and check out the video above for HuffPost Live’s full conversation on lesbian history from the ancient times to now.

11 Lesbians In History You Don’t Know But Should

Jokes

Some things are just plain funny. Cats wearing people clothes, children falling down, and mispronouncing words on purpose are among them. Btu let’s not forget that modern gay existence—with all its trials and tribulations, not to mention our natural sense of humor—is prime comedic material as well. From gay jokes to outrageous YouTubers to hilarious LGBT memes, prepare to scroll through Pride’s collection of gay jokes and stories and LOL for at least the next three hours, if not more.

The server has been cut off after scrawling an offensive sign.

The British Broadcasting Corporation has apologized for a tasteless, homophobic „joke“ about „curing“ a lesbian anchor broadcast on the network’s Radio 5 Live program Fighting Talk on Saturday.

‘Family Guy’ phasing out gay jokes

It was a joke on the show, but now “Family Guy” producers say they aren’t joking.

Sunday night’s episode of the Fox animated series was all about skewering President Donald Trump.

In the show, the main character, dad Peter Griffin, chronicles his time as Trump’s latest press secretary.

But tucked among the sight gags and Trump criticism was Griffin telling the leader of the free world that “Family Guy” is “trying to phase out” gay jokes.

Executive producers Alec Sulkin and Rich Appel told TVLine there’s some truth to that.

“If you look at a show from 2005 or 2006 and put it side by side with a show from 2018 or 2019, they’re going to have a few differences,” Sulkin said. “Some of the things we felt comfortable saying and joking about back then, we now understand is not acceptable.”

Appel noted that the culture has changed since the Seth MacFarlane-created series debuted in 1999.

He said that far from “us reacting and thinking, ‘They won’t let us (say certain things)’ ” the show has changed as well.

“The climate is different, the culture is different and our views are different,” Appel said. “They’ve been shaped by the reality around us, so I think the show has to shift and evolve in a lot of different ways.”

© 2021 Cable News Network. A Warner Media Company. All Rights Reserved. CNN Sans ™ & © 2016 Cable News Network.

Should Family Guy ‚phase out‘ gay jokes?

Fans of the animated comedy series are used to its often distasteful humour. One character, Joe, is in a wheelchair, and the subject of many of the show’s disabled jokes.

Another, Quagmire, is used as a platform for the many references to rape or sexual harassment.

And during the show’s 17-season run, Stewie, the Griffin family baby, has been hit with quips about being gay.

But it appears that the jokes targeted at the LGBT community are on the way out.

In Sunday’s episode, Peter Griffin, who is voiced by the show’s creator Seth MacFarlane, was seen telling a cartoon President Trump that the show was trying to „phase out“ gay jokes.

„Many children have learned their favourite Jewish, black, and gay jokes by watching your show over the years,“ the animated president tells Peter.

„In fairness, we’ve been trying to phase out the gay stuff,“ Peter replies. „But you know what? We’re a cartoon. You’re the president.“

The change in direction has been confirmed by the show’s executive producers Alec Sulkin and Rich Appel, who told TV Line that they want to better reflect the current climate in the show.

Sulkin said: „If you look at a show from 2005 or 2006 and put it side by side with a show from 2018 or 2019, they’re going to have a few differences.

„Some of the things we felt comfortable saying and joking about back then, we now understand is not acceptable.“

Appel added: „The climate is different, the culture is different and our views are different. They’ve been shaped by the reality around us, so I think the show has to shift and evolve in a lot of different ways.“

One of the defences of the show’s controversial storylines is that they make fun of all minority groups equally and some have argued that there’s no reason one particular minority group should be exempt.

„If Family Guy is gonna be mainstream and not edgy, what’s the point?“ asked one fan of the show on Twitter. „Early 2000s Family Guy was funny because it pushed boundaries.“

And some in the LGBT community argued the show does not offend them.

„I’m gay, my boyfriend and I watch Family Guy, and we laugh at the gay jokes as much as we laugh at any of the jokes,“ wrote viewer Zell on Twitter.

„I never felt like the gay jokes were at Stewie’s expense, but rather an evolution of the character,“ added Rhagana. „It seemed like the more queer he became, the less evil he was.“

However, some people think Family Guy is in need of change, including Nick Duffy, the current affairs editor of Pink News, who says it is important to reflect a more modern view of homosexuality in the show.

„Family Guy has been very much reliant on stereotypes of predatory gay men,“ he tells BBC News.

„And it’s not just gay people specifically, but before Caitlyn Jenner came out as transgender, they made heavy quips about her gender identity, which they’ve been criticised for before.

„At the time she was in the closet and since then she’s come out. They’ve not apologised although they do seem to have moved past it.“

Duffy says the reason comedy shows often miss the mark is because they portray „a straight white man’s experience of comedy – just look at Saturday Night Live!“

But, he adds: „We are seeing more diverse narratives of LGBT experience in comedy and new storylines coming through, like Hannah Gadsby’s show Nanette on Netflix.

„It says something about the world those shows inhabit and it’s now changing, so it looks like shows like Family Guy are becoming more inclusive, but I hope that’s also happening behind the scenes too.“

Daily Mail Australia writer Jacques Peterson, who writes about pop culture and entertainment, says that Family Guy misses the mark when it comes to comedic value altogether.

„I’m gay and I don’t have any problem with Family Guy or anyone else telling gay jokes as long as they’re funny. But Family Guy just isn’t funny,“ he tells BBC News.

„It’s just a bunch of pop culture references and random ’stuff‘ thrown together… the show doesn’t even push the envelope far enough to warrant a few laughs from shock value.“

He disagrees with the idea that adding diverse writers to the mix would improve Family Guy’s gay jokes and says a good joke is a good joke regardless of who wrote it.

„Personally I think it’s rubbish to say that gay jokes have to be written by gay people. Does that mean gay people can’t write jokes about straight people?“ he asks.

„If we could only write about people who are exactly like us the world would be a very boring place. I’m a writer and I’m going to write about anything and anybody I want, and I hope other writers do the same.“

I understand why religious people might think that a deadly virus passed from eating animals is a message from God. I just don’t understand why they would think that message is “gay marriage bad,” as opposed to “stop eating animals.”

After creating power failures with terrible policy and then fleeing the state didn’t work, Texas Republicans must finally face the tough question:How do we blame this on gay marriage and Jewish people?

Being ‘in’ on the joke

Many of us intuitively understand that it’s more permissible for people to openly judge or criticize social groups they belong to than those they do not belong to.

For example, many Americans may feel justified in calling out the country’s faults while lambasting a non-American for doing the same. This phenomenon is called the intergroup sensitivity effect, and we wondered whether it applied to humor.

To test this, we ran a series of studies in which we examined whether people’s reactions to disparaging jokes would change based on who was telling the joke.

In our first study, we showed participants a mock Facebook profile belonging to either a gay or a straight man who had posted a joke about gay people. We then asked the participants to rate how funny, offensive and acceptable they found the joke. Participants considered the joke funnier, less offensive and more acceptable if the poster was gay.

We wanted to know whether this effect also applied to jokes about race. So, in a second study, we showed participants a mock Facebook profile belonging to an Asian, black or white man who had posted a joke about Asian people. Here, participants rated the joke as funnier, less offensive and more acceptable when the owner of the Facebook profile was Asian.

We then ran a third study in which we directly asked participants how acceptable it was for members of different social groups to make jokes about their in-group or various out-groups. We found that participants, on a consistent basis, were more receptive to humor based on gender, race and sexual orientation if the person making the joke was also a member of the targeted group.

Related Topics

You can explore homosexual bisexual reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean homosexual lesbian dad jokes. There are also homosexual puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

The last 15 gay jokes

Hey hey hey, yes you have reached the end of this list with over 100 jokes about gays. I know you know it, but I would like to mention it one more time. These jokes are only for fun and nothing else, I didn’t put them here to be used for hurting others or make someone sad. Don’t ruin someone’s day jokes because you yourself are insecure. Remember to check out the many other categories we got.

Related Topics

You can explore gay genderfluid reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean gay transgender dad jokes. There are also gay puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are.

The first says, „My son is so successful, he’s VP of his company and just gave his best friend a car. “ The second says, “ That’s nothing, my son is CEO of his company and just gave his best friend a house.“ The third says, „Well, my son owns 3 highly profitable companies and just gave his best friend a jet.“ They look expectantly at the last guy who says, „My son is a gay escort who gets showered with love and admiration. He just got a car, a house, and a jet from three of his clients.“

Son: „Mom, Dad, I’m gay.“

Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: „Don’t!“ Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: „…“ Dad: „HI GAY, I’M DAD“ Son: „No dad, I’m serious!“ Dad: „You’re serious? I thought you were Gay!“

In the original ‚Good Will Hunting‘ script, there is a surprise gay sex scene between the two straight leads. It was purposely put there as a test to see if studios actually read the script. Harvey Weinstein was the only producer who mentioned the scene

Weinstein said that the sex scene usually takes place before he approves a movie

Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a wedding cake shop…

To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can’t believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won’t even bake a cake. The baker replies, „No no I’m fine with gay marriage– I just can’t support inter-Rachel marriage.“

Mike Pence is at the dinner table with his family…

His son, who has been very quiet, tells him „Dad, this might come as a shock, but I think I’m gay.“ Pence laughs and says „Son, you’re getting it all mixed up! I’m not the one getting shocked!“

Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a bakery…

To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can’t believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won’t even bake a cake. The baker replies, „No no I’m fine with gay marriage– I just can’t support inter-Rachel marriage.“ (posted before but I felt it was an appropriate time for it to rerun.)

A middle school boy comes home crying…

His dad asks, „What’s wrong, son?“ „A boy at school called me gay!“ the son replied. The dad then says, „Well, if he does it again, you can punch him in the face.“ The boy then stated, „But he’s cute!“

„What does gay mean?“

A son is on the computer and he comes across the word gay. He asks his dad, „What does gay mean?“ „It means happy.“ „So dad, are you gay?“ the son asks. Dad replies, „No son, I have a wife.“

My son came home from school absolutely ecstatic about gay marriage being legalised today.

„Why are you so happy?“ I asked him, „Have you even got a boyfriend?“ He scowled at me and just said „It’s the principle Dad“ „Really?“ I replied „Well, at least it’s not the priest again“.

A dad and his son are watching the news when a story about gay marriage pops up.

the son asks, „dad, what does gay mean?“ the dad replies quickly, „gay means happy.“ The son looks at him and asks him, „are you gay?“ „no son, i have a wife…“

Son : Mom, Dad… I’m gay.

Dad : *Raising his right hand* Mom : No , don’t you dare! Dad : *Sweating profusely* Mom : Don’t do it! Dad : *waves at son* Hi gay , Im Dad. Son : No Dad, I’m serious! Dad : You’re serious? I thought you were gay! Son : I’m not serious! Dad and Mom : Good.

When my girlfriend and I break up and she screws 10 guys, she’s an „empowered woman“

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gay sapien jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gay buttload piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you’ve never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Partners

University of Queensland provides funding as a member of The Conversation AU.

In September, before the start of its 45th season, “Saturday Night Live” brought on some new cast members. The decision to hire one of them, Shane Gillis, was roundly criticized after disparaging jokes he’d made at the expense of Asian and gay people quickly surfaced.

A week after announcing Gillis’ hire, the show fired him.

On the other hand, critics widely lauded the addition of comedian Bowen Yang. Ironically, Yang also tends to poke fun at Asian and gay people during his sets.

So, why did Yang get to keep his job, while Gillis lost his?